Forever Alone

Answer questions on okcupid Select everything on "Answers I'll accept"

Answer questions on okcupid Select everything on

One phone call on christmas day "this is a courtesy notification - your account is overdrawn"

One phone call on christmas day

charges phone after being dead for 5 days no new messages

charges phone after being dead for 5 days no new messages  Forever Alone

I only upvoted because i fantasized that it was about me

I only upvoted because i fantasized that it was about me  Forever Alone

Buys condoms "just in case" condoms expire , highlight of day is buying new box, cashier thinks I'm getting some, nice.

Buys condoms

sees forever alone meme that relates to them and laughs laughs turns into tears.

sees forever alone meme that relates to them and laughs laughs turns into tears.   Forever Alone

Gets a pack of condoms Balloon animals!

Gets a pack of condoms Balloon animals!  Forever Alone

burps while no one is around says excuse me

burps while no one is around says excuse me  Forever Alone

Teacher asks class of 16 kids to pair up Still alone

Teacher asks class of 16 kids to pair up Still alone  Forever Alone

facerapes himself to make it look like he has friends

facerapes himself to make it look like he has friends  Forever Alone
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