Forever Alone

A hot guy smiles at me I imagine our wedding.

A hot guy smiles at me  I imagine our wedding.   Forever Alone

Read talk about waifus Realize that they're not real

Read talk about waifus Realize that they're not real  Forever Alone

Got Stood Up On a Phone Date

Got Stood Up On a Phone Date  Forever Alone

When the blond girl came on stage... ... Did you kind of get a boner? Cuz I did

When the blond girl came on stage... ... Did you kind of get a boner? Cuz I did  Forever Alone

It's like everyone is a socially awkward penguin Everytime I try to say 'hi' to someone, they keep their head down until they pass

It's like everyone is a socially awkward penguin Everytime I try to say 'hi' to someone, they keep their head down until they pass  Forever Alone

My girlfriend is like my sports car I dont have one

My girlfriend is like my sports car I dont have one  Forever Alone

Has no plans, goes to the movies Stays and reads all the credits

Has no plans, goes to the movies  Stays and reads all the credits  Forever Alone

FAILS TO GET LAID WITH PRINGLES CAN

FAILS TO GET LAID WITH PRINGLES CAN  Forever Alone

Become a Monk to justify celibacy

Become a Monk to justify celibacy  Forever Alone

Wear sign that says "kiss Me I'm Juju" to school Receive no kisses

Wear sign that says
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