First Year Teacher

Can't have children Because every baby-name reminds her of a kid that drove her crazy

Can't have children Because every baby-name reminds her of a kid that drove her crazy  First Year Teacher

Threatens to call your mom ... ... doesn't even have her number

Threatens to call your mom ... ... doesn't even have her number  First Year Teacher

Believes in maintaining the integrity of student learning Gives Gold Stars to EVERYBODY

Believes in maintaining the integrity of student learning Gives Gold Stars to EVERYBODY  First Year Teacher

HAS A PHD SPELLING MISTAKES ALL OVER THE TEST

HAS A PHD SPELLING MISTAKES ALL OVER THE TEST  First Year Teacher

Smiles and says : "Nice Try" Thinks: "Have you really learned anything you @#$%^&*(*&^!!!"

Smiles and says :

Went to college Shocked that teenagers drink

Went to college Shocked that teenagers drink  First Year Teacher

MY SMART GOAL FOR THE YEAR? TO KEEP USING THE SAME CHAP-STICK ALL YEAR WITHOUT LOSING IT

MY SMART GOAL FOR THE YEAR? TO KEEP USING THE SAME CHAP-STICK ALL YEAR WITHOUT LOSING IT  First Year Teacher

Believes every student is capable of the highest achievement Still can't figure out her damn computer

Believes every student is capable of the highest achievement Still can't figure out her damn computer  First Year Teacher

Warned kids about the dangers of drugs Plans to experiment when she gets home

Warned kids about the dangers of drugs Plans to experiment when she gets home  First Year Teacher

Spend own money on supplies for classroom. TOTAL MARTYR

Spend own money on supplies for classroom. TOTAL MARTYR  First Year Teacher
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