First World Stoner Problems

Lives in town with 5 pizzerias, a great chinese place and 3 frozen yogurt joints spent all my money on weed

Lives in town with 5 pizzerias, a great chinese place and 3 frozen yogurt joints spent all my money on weed  First World Stoner Problems

Wanted to re-up on valentines day my dealer is too busy getting laid to answer

Wanted to re-up on valentines day my dealer is too busy getting laid to answer  First World Stoner Problems

MMMMM GOLD RUSH I HAVE TO SHIT

MMMMM GOLD RUSH I HAVE TO SHIT  First World Stoner Problems

I watched an entire episode of a tv show that was recorded But I forgot to fast-forward

I watched an entire episode of a tv show that was recorded But I forgot to fast-forward  First World Stoner Problems

I WANT TO GRAB MY BONG BUT IF I MOVE, MY CAT WILL LEAVE ME LAP

I WANT TO GRAB MY BONG BUT IF I MOVE, MY CAT WILL LEAVE ME LAP  First World Stoner Problems

No job, no cash no hash

No job, no cash no hash  First World Stoner Problems

My munchies crunch so loud That I can't hear the television

My munchies crunch so loud That I can't hear the television   First World Stoner Problems

Playing Star treck online But i want to be playing eve

Playing Star treck online But i want to be playing eve  First World Stoner Problems

Get up to get water for bong Sit down with ice cream

Get up to get water for bong Sit down with ice cream  First World Stoner Problems

My tolerance is super high because i smoke alot of weed

My tolerance is super high because i smoke alot of weed  First World Stoner Problems
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