First World Problems

All I want to do is watch my free public television But it's pledge week and I can't stand the pledge drive breaks.

All I want to do is watch my free public television  But it's pledge week and I can't stand the pledge drive breaks.  First World Problems

Hands Are really dry already used up all the masturbation lotion

Hands Are really dry already used up all the masturbation lotion  First World Problems

$90 on schwag for hash Throws all of it in the ice water, nothing to smoke

$90 on schwag for hash Throws all of it in the ice water, nothing to smoke  First World Problems

Finish Popcorn Before movie has started

Finish Popcorn Before movie has started  First World Problems

poured cereal into bowl milk in fridge is expired

poured cereal into bowl milk in fridge is expired  First World Problems

wanted dom perignon had to settle for bollinger

wanted dom perignon
 had to settle for bollinger  First World Problems

Had wisdom teeth removed Can't duck face

Had wisdom teeth removed Can't duck face   First World Problems

Half way through making tea there's no milk left

Half way through making tea there's no milk left  First World Problems

Wallet won't stay closed Too full of money

Wallet won't stay closed Too full of money  First World Problems

it's freezing and i want to start my car oh how i wish i had a remote starter, calling out sick today

it's freezing and i want to start my car oh how i wish i had a remote starter, calling out sick today  First World Problems
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