First World Metal Problems

I MET A HOT GIRL THAT SAID SHE WAS INTO METAL TURNS OUT SHE MEANT FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH

I MET A HOT GIRL THAT SAID SHE WAS INTO METAL TURNS OUT SHE MEANT FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH  First World Metal Problems

Lamb of God shirt complimented by excited christian Feel bad for explaining their old name was burn the priest

Lamb of God shirt complimented by excited christian Feel bad for explaining their old name was burn the priest  First World Metal Problems

SHOW MY FRIEND MUSIC FROM NECROPHAGIST AND ENSLAVED HE SAYS "IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME".

SHOW MY FRIEND MUSIC FROM NECROPHAGIST AND ENSLAVED HE SAYS

Went to the music store to try some basses All I see are things with 4 strings and frets

Went to the music store to try some basses All I see are things with 4 strings and frets  First World Metal Problems

can play the guitar well and sing well can't do both at the same time

can play the guitar well and sing well can't do both at the same time  First World Metal Problems

I'm the only metalhead In my entire family.

I'm the only metalhead In my entire family.

  First World Metal Problems

Song samples on Amazon are thirty seconds long. Bands I check out never start singing before the thirty-five second mark.

Song samples on Amazon are thirty seconds long. Bands I check out never start singing before the thirty-five second mark.  First World Metal Problems

Only one at his school who listens to metal has no one to kill posers with at core shows

Only one at his school who listens to metal has no one to kill posers with at core shows  First World Metal Problems

sings megadeth song gets killed by metallica fans

sings megadeth song gets killed by metallica fans  First World Metal Problems

All of my favorite bands Have split up Caption 3 goes here

All of my favorite bands Have split up Caption 3 goes here  First World Metal Problems
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