First World Metal Problems

Wanted to Like Halalnihil but It's too electronic and harsh

Wanted to Like Halalnihil but It's too electronic and harsh  First World Metal Problems

Never wanted to call myself a metalhead Can relate to all of these

Never wanted to call myself a metalhead Can relate to all of these  First World Metal Problems

A great band is coming to town gotta listen to all their songs and memorize them

A great band is coming to town gotta listen to all their songs and memorize them  First World Metal Problems

dislocated neck vertebrae from too much headbanging

dislocated neck vertebrae from too much headbanging  First World Metal Problems

had to listen to awful song for 36 seconds to understand wtf all the "call me maybe" memes were talking about

had to listen to awful song for 36 seconds to understand wtf all the

Wants to make black metal puns Doesnt know enough mainstream music

Wants to make black metal puns Doesnt know enough mainstream music  First World Metal Problems

Totally in love with a girl... she listens to A7x and slipknot

Totally in love with a girl... she listens to A7x and slipknot  First World Metal Problems

Got offered show for crowd of 500+ at baptist megachurch

Got offered show for crowd of 500+ at baptist megachurch  First World Metal Problems

Goes to Sunn O))) show Falls asleep

Goes to Sunn O))) show Falls asleep   First World Metal Problems

Cut off hair Can't headbang anymore

Cut off hair Can't headbang anymore  First World Metal Problems
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