First World Metal Problems

Tries to sing along to his favorite song Can't tell what they're saying

Tries to sing along to his favorite song Can't tell what they're saying  First World Metal Problems

Justin Bieber Used the Horns

Justin Bieber Used the Horns  First World Metal Problems

Downloaded a Dream theater album I have no space left on my computer

Downloaded a Dream theater album  I have no space left on my computer  First World Metal Problems

get signed to profound lore "oh noes i'm not underground anymore!!!1!"

get signed to profound lore

PLAYING NEW PROGRESSIVE METAL CD I PICKED UP NOT SURE IF CD'S SKIPPING, OR PART OF THE SONG

PLAYING NEW PROGRESSIVE METAL CD I PICKED UP NOT SURE IF CD'S SKIPPING, OR PART OF THE SONG  First World Metal Problems

AND THEN THE POSER SAID: "SLIPKNOT IS HEAVIER THAN SLAYER." Caption 4 goes here

AND THEN THE POSER SAID:

Finally got rare album on vinyl NWN members call it a bootleg IMMEDIATELY

Finally got rare album on vinyl NWN members call it a bootleg IMMEDIATELY  First World Metal Problems

cute girl asks what i'm listening to I CUM BLOod

cute girl asks what i'm listening to I CUM BLOod  First World Metal Problems

I like Dying Fetus but i'm pro-life

I like Dying Fetus but i'm pro-life  First World Metal Problems

Cute girl asks you to play her a song realize you only know riffs

Cute girl asks you to play her a song realize you only know riffs  First World Metal Problems
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