First World Metal Problems

started a black metal band cant get a protools recording to sound bad enough to be tru kvlt

started a black metal band cant get a protools recording to sound bad enough to be tru kvlt  First World Metal Problems

Cute girl asks favorite band "ANAL CUNT"

Cute girl asks favorite band

It turns out that King Diamond isn't a king in real life

It turns out that King Diamond isn't a king in real life  First World Metal Problems

Tries to play a Nile song on drums Dies

Tries to play a Nile song on drums Dies  First World Metal Problems

I Want to post my favourite lyrics on facebook but my friends will disown me

I Want to post my favourite lyrics on facebook but my friends will disown me  First World Metal Problems

Believes in acceptance for all metal genres Called a poseur

Believes in acceptance for all metal genres Called a poseur  First World Metal Problems

30 seconds late to grindcore show missed hummingbird of death

30 seconds late to grindcore show missed hummingbird of death  First World Metal Problems

Have to find a song that affects you personally for school Can't find one with acceptable subject matter

Have to find a song that affects you personally for school Can't find one with acceptable subject matter   First World Metal Problems

I like going into the most pit but too small to do anything and knocked down

I like going into the most pit but too small to do anything and knocked down  First World Metal Problems

just met another metal fan he knew more bands than me

just met another metal fan he knew more bands than me  First World Metal Problems
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