First World Metal Problems

I watched cattle decapitation now i have to watch 2 girls 1 cup to calm down

I watched cattle decapitation now i have to watch 2 girls 1 cup to calm down  First World Metal Problems

favorite band goes on tour Comes nowhere close to my town

favorite band goes on tour Comes nowhere close to my town  First World Metal Problems

Wears master of puppets shirt to a show worries everyone thinks he is a poser

Wears master of puppets shirt to a show worries everyone thinks he is a poser  First World Metal Problems

Bands I don't like Have fans

Bands I don't like Have fans  First World Metal Problems

wants to zip up hoodie to keep warm no-one will see my brutal band shirt

wants to zip up hoodie to keep warm no-one will see my brutal band shirt  First World Metal Problems

Showed friend power metal Said he likes screamo more

Showed friend power metal  Said he likes screamo more
  First World Metal Problems

Get's asked to dress casual Gonna be a struggle...

Get's asked to dress casual Gonna be a struggle...   First World Metal Problems

Saw the new church being built out of stone Can't burn it down

Saw the new church being built out of stone Can't burn it down  First World Metal Problems

went to metal show 3 days ago neck still hurts

went to metal show 3 days ago neck still hurts  First World Metal Problems

I wanted to post my favourite lyrics to Facebook But everyone will think I shoot fire out of my dick

I wanted to post my favourite lyrics to Facebook But everyone will think I shoot fire out of my dick  First World Metal Problems
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