First World Metal Problems

I want to head bang but I get dizzy

I want to head bang but I get dizzy  First World Metal Problems

Cute girl asks what I'm listening to Goatpenis

Cute girl asks what I'm listening to Goatpenis  First World Metal Problems

Have white cats all my clothes are black

Have white cats all my clothes are black  First World Metal Problems

Had Drum lessons for five years just to find out that girls love the guitar players

Had Drum lessons for five years just to find out that girls love the guitar players  First World Metal Problems

Sees a hot blonde girl with curly hair from behind, singing Iron Maiden Songs with angelic high voice turns out she's a thin, old creepy guy with a fat mustache

Sees a hot blonde girl with curly hair from behind, singing Iron Maiden Songs with angelic high voice turns out she's a thin, old creepy guy with a fat mustache  First World Metal Problems

girlfriend is pregnant SHE won't let me name it Varg

girlfriend is pregnant SHE won't let me name it Varg  First World Metal Problems

Listens to power metal Too heavy for /r/music, too soft for /r/metal I'm aware of /r/powermetal

Listens to power metal Too heavy for /r/music, too soft for /r/metal I'm aware of /r/powermetal  First World Metal Problems

had sex to progressive metal no idea how to thrust in tempo with time signatures

had sex to
 progressive metal no idea how to thrust in tempo with time signatures  First World Metal Problems

Wears lamb of god t-shirt "i see you've been saved by christ!"

Wears lamb of god t-shirt

Tried to check out cute girl in rear view mirror Blast Beat vibrated the mirror too much to see her

Tried to check out cute girl in rear view mirror Blast Beat vibrated the mirror too much to see her  First World Metal Problems
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