First World Metal Problems

I finally found a Black metal chick she shot herself yesterday

I finally found a Black metal chick she shot herself yesterday  First World Metal Problems

I want to post lyrics to facebook but people will think I'm a psychotic serial killer, rapist and Necrophiliac

I want to post lyrics to facebook but people will think I'm a psychotic serial killer, rapist and Necrophiliac  First World Metal Problems

I want to play xbox but iron Maiden is playing

I want to play xbox but iron Maiden is playing  First World Metal Problems

wants to sing along with korpiklaani can't pronounce half of the words

wants to sing along with korpiklaani can't pronounce half of the words  First World Metal Problems

Wants to play meshuggah only owns a six string

Wants to play meshuggah only owns a six string  First World Metal Problems

Gets asked to dress casual Gonna be a struggle...

Gets asked to dress casual Gonna be a struggle...   First World Metal Problems

Somebody farted. It was probably the metalhead.

Somebody farted. It was probably the metalhead.  First World Metal Problems

There are too many great new metal albums coming out For me to possibly keep track of them all

There are too many great new metal albums coming out For me to possibly keep track of them all  First World Metal Problems

Went to a party as Abbath People keep asking if I'm Gene simmons

Went to a party as Abbath People keep asking if I'm Gene simmons  First World Metal Problems

Favorite band coming to town Dragonforce opens

Favorite band coming to town Dragonforce opens  First World Metal Problems
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