First World Metal Problems

Said she loved S.O.D Meant system of a down

Said she loved S.O.D Meant system of a down  First World Metal Problems

I like listening to DSBM but it makes me depressed

I like listening to DSBM but it makes me depressed   First World Metal Problems

Want to make a clever metalMeme Can only think of stereotype that girls don't know metal

Want to make a clever metalMeme Can only think of stereotype that girls don't know metal  First World Metal Problems

Goes to the Metal Alliance Tour Disney kicks Exodus off

Goes to the Metal Alliance Tour Disney kicks Exodus off  First World Metal Problems

Goes to see favorite singers of Reddit No one mentioned Daniel Heiman

Goes to see favorite singers of Reddit No one mentioned Daniel Heiman  First World Metal Problems

found a drummer for band he can't drum in 11/8

found a drummer for band he can't drum in 11/8  First World Metal Problems

I want to post my favorite lyrics to facebook but people will think i've killed some dragon

I want to post my favorite lyrics to facebook but people will think i've killed some dragon  First World Metal Problems

ten minutes late to grindcore show missed first two bands

ten minutes late to grindcore show missed first two bands  First World Metal Problems

It's too hot to wear my patch jacket Noone will know how Kvlt I am

It's too hot to wear my patch jacket Noone will know how Kvlt I am   First World Metal Problems

Friend asks, "What's your favorite metal band?" Afraid to mention it because no one knows who Darkest Hour is

Friend asks,
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