First World Metal Problems

Met a hot french girl she doesn't know peste noire

Met a hot french girl she doesn't know peste noire  First World Metal Problems

GOT DRUNK AND OFFERED GAAHL TO SEE MY DICK HE SAID YES

GOT DRUNK AND OFFERED GAAHL TO SEE MY DICK HE SAID YES  First World Metal Problems

I want to get stoned with my friends They all want to listen to radio rock

I want to get stoned with my friends They all want to listen to radio rock  First World Metal Problems

Goes backstage after Wintersun concert Can only get Teemu's autograph

Goes backstage after Wintersun concert Can only get Teemu's autograph   First World Metal Problems

say i listen to progressive metal everybody asks me if I've heard of Dream Theater

say i listen to progressive metal everybody asks me if I've heard of Dream Theater  First World Metal Problems

Listens to goatpenis Family thinks he's into beastiality

Listens to goatpenis Family thinks he's into beastiality  First World Metal Problems

Discovered Woods of Ypres After 22/12/2011

Discovered Woods of Ypres After 22/12/2011  First World Metal Problems

Listens to The black dahlia murder on pandora radio whitechapel comes on

Listens to The black dahlia murder on pandora radio whitechapel comes on  First World Metal Problems

wears viking symbols can't even grow a beard

wears viking symbols can't even grow a beard  First World Metal Problems

the new opeth got good reviews guess i better learn to like this half-assed bullshit

the new opeth got good reviews guess i better learn to like this half-assed bullshit  First World Metal Problems
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