First World Metal Problems

Finally is able to borrow a keyboard from a friend No pitch bend

Finally is able to borrow a keyboard from a friend No pitch bend  First World Metal Problems

I want to show off my new patches But my hair is so long nobody can see them

I want to show off my new patches But my hair is so long nobody can see them  First World Metal Problems

Likes metal lives in alaska

Likes metal lives in alaska  First World Metal Problems

My Roommate said he likes metal He only listens to metallica and nightwish

My Roommate said he likes metal  He only listens to metallica and nightwish  First World Metal Problems

Met a girl who said she likes metal but then I found her Manowar collection

Met a girl who said she likes metal but then I found her Manowar collection  First World Metal Problems

Gets awesome new patches for denim vest hair covers them up

Gets awesome new patches for denim vest hair covers them up  First World Metal Problems

i'd post my favorite mastodon lyrics to facebook but everyone would think i'm a quadriplegic boy in czarist russia

i'd post my favorite mastodon lyrics to facebook but everyone would think i'm a quadriplegic boy in czarist russia   First World Metal Problems

My friend was listening to a "screamo" band yesterday. I didn't know who they were so now I can't go online and make fun of them

My friend was listening to a

impending doom's first ever australian tour Can only see them at a christian festival

impending doom's first ever australian tour Can only see them at a christian festival  First World Metal Problems

I like to listen to music that isn't metal but the songs are so short

I like to listen to music that isn't metal but the songs are so short  First World Metal Problems
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