First World Metal Problems

Went to cannibal corpse show corpsegrinder threatened nobody

Went to cannibal corpse show corpsegrinder threatened nobody  First World Metal Problems

Have a fuckton of awesome band patches Can't sew for shit

Have a fuckton of awesome band patches Can't sew for shit  First World Metal Problems

Going to obscure band's concert Only owns mainstream band shirts

Going to obscure band's concert Only owns mainstream band shirts  First World Metal Problems

Wants to listen to an Electric Wizard song Walk to school only takes 20 minutes

Wants to listen to an Electric Wizard song Walk to school only takes 20 minutes  First World Metal Problems

Wants to continue to listen to Wintersun's new album Seeing manowar tonight which will destroy my hearing

Wants to continue to listen to Wintersun's new album Seeing manowar tonight which will destroy my hearing  First World Metal Problems

New Synth has over 1000 arpgeggio patterns none in 7/4

New Synth has over 1000 arpgeggio patterns none in 7/4  First World Metal Problems

Girlfriend wants to go to prom Instead of mastodon concert

Girlfriend wants to go to prom  Instead of mastodon concert   First World Metal Problems

Don't know how to prenounce Mjolnir so i say thor's hammer when people ask

Don't know how to prenounce Mjolnir so i say thor's hammer when people ask  First World Metal Problems

Married a girl who likes metal Almost as much as she likes country

Married a girl who likes metal Almost as much as she likes country  First World Metal Problems

All the songs I want to learn are in Drop D or Drop C All the songs I write are in Drop C#

All the songs I want to learn are in Drop D or Drop C All the songs I write are in Drop C#  First World Metal Problems
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