First World Metal Problems

Was going for meshuggah ended up with whitesnake

Was going for meshuggah ended up with whitesnake  First World Metal Problems

I want to listen to more of their older albums but there weren't enough

I want to listen to more of their older albums but there weren't enough  First World Metal Problems

I want to headbang But it would tear out my stiches

I want to headbang  But it would tear out my stiches  First World Metal Problems

Listening to symphonic Metal in the car Can't hear the quiet parts over the sound of the road

Listening to symphonic Metal in the car Can't hear the quiet parts over the sound of the road  First World Metal Problems

Was front row at rammstein show Got first degree burns

Was front row at rammstein show Got first degree burns   First World Metal Problems

Want an S.O.D. speak english or die band shirt asian parents won't let me get one

Want an S.O.D. speak english or die band shirt asian parents won't let me get one  First World Metal Problems

Tries to grow out hair to headbang Everyone call me an emo poser

Tries to grow out hair to headbang Everyone call me an emo poser  First World Metal Problems

Teacher asks me what I'm listening to Fairyland

Teacher asks me what I'm listening to Fairyland  First World Metal Problems

my double bass pedal broke, Now i cant play my drums

my double bass pedal broke, Now i cant play my drums  First World Metal Problems

Wants to start a Dream Theater cover band drummer can't afford the equipment

Wants to start a Dream Theater cover band drummer can't afford the equipment  First World Metal Problems
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