First World Metal Problems

Intends to spend christian holiday binge drinking and listening to black metal All stores are closed because of holiday

Intends to spend christian holiday binge drinking and listening to black metal All stores are closed because of holiday  First World Metal Problems

subscribed to r/metalmeme(s) recently only sees a single one. This one.

subscribed to r/metalmeme(s) recently only sees a single one.
This one.  First World Metal Problems

wintersun's new album is taking forever

wintersun's new album  is taking forever   First World Metal Problems

I want to call my band techthrash But I don't know if we're technical enough.

I want to call my band techthrash But I don't know if we're technical enough.  First World Metal Problems

Slayer and Anthrax Concert Slipknot headlining

Slayer and Anthrax Concert Slipknot headlining  First World Metal Problems

Loves death metal realizes it's actually impossibly hard to play on guitar

Loves death metal realizes it's actually impossibly hard to play on guitar  First World Metal Problems

Plays doom metal That isn't Stoner or Sludge

Plays doom metal That isn't Stoner or Sludge  First World Metal Problems

Want to see Ne-obliviscaris it's an 18+ show the night before my 18th birthday

Want to see Ne-obliviscaris it's an 18+ show the night before my 18th birthday  First World Metal Problems

Everyone wants me to join their band but they're all metalcore and deathcore

Everyone wants me to join their band but they're all metalcore and deathcore  First World Metal Problems

hot girl asks what you're listening to Quick, some other name than "Dying Fetus"

hot girl asks what you're listening to Quick, some other name than
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