First World Metal Problems

Went to halloween party wearing corpse paints "Nice Gene Simmons costume"

Went to halloween party wearing corpse paints

Starts to Headbang hair too short

Starts to Headbang hair too short  First World Metal Problems

want to buy cd to support favourite band local music store doesn't have the cd's

want to buy cd to support favourite band local music store doesn't have the cd's  First World Metal Problems

saw my favorite band live the drummer wasn't using triggers

saw my favorite band live the drummer wasn't using triggers  First World Metal Problems

in a bad mood can't find anything brutal enough to listen to

in a bad mood can't find anything brutal enough to listen to  First World Metal Problems

i joined the anti-war movement because i want Phil McSorley to come home and make more Cobalt albums

i joined the anti-war movement because i want Phil McSorley to come home and make more Cobalt albums  First World Metal Problems

I Want to start a folk metal band But Can't find anyone who plays the hurdy gurdy

I Want to start a folk metal band But Can't find anyone who plays the hurdy gurdy   First World Metal Problems

My favorite death metal bands are coming to my town Dad can't take me because he doesn't like death metal

My favorite death metal bands are coming to my town Dad can't take me because he doesn't like death metal  First World Metal Problems

Went to a metal gig Neck didn't hurt the next day

Went to a metal gig Neck didn't hurt the next day  First World Metal Problems

got high and wanted to listen to metal All my friends like hip hop

got high and wanted to listen to metal All my friends like hip hop  First World Metal Problems
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