First World Metal Problems

Girlfriends dad asks favorite song "Bring your daughter to the slaughter'

Girlfriends dad asks favorite song

spent all day designing black metal band logo mom could read it on the first shot

spent all day designing black metal band logo mom could read it on the first shot  First World Metal Problems

Starts naming heavy metal subgenres "Umm thrash metal doesn't exist I never heard of it"

Starts naming heavy metal subgenres

beautiful sunny day outside only has black t-shirts

beautiful sunny day outside only has black t-shirts  First World Metal Problems

Saw Turisas live they didn't play Rasputin

Saw Turisas live they didn't play Rasputin  First World Metal Problems

Manowar made my girlfriend leave the hall I miss her

Manowar made my girlfriend leave the hall I miss her  First World Metal Problems

i wanted to clap for the band between songs but i had a beer in my hand

i wanted to clap for the band between songs but i had a beer in my hand  First World Metal Problems

She said a lot could be said about a man's penis by their favourite band Three Inches of Blood

She said a lot could be said about a man's penis by their favourite band Three Inches of Blood  First World Metal Problems

Met my neighbor's 'hardcore' band So many breakdowns

Met my neighbor's 'hardcore' band So many breakdowns  First World Metal Problems

Grows Hair Out Long Almost Dies from heat every summer

Grows Hair Out Long Almost Dies from heat every summer  First World Metal Problems
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