First World Metal Problems

Wear Corpse paint to school Everyone thinks i'm a juggalo

Wear Corpse paint to school Everyone thinks i'm a juggalo  First World Metal Problems

Only listens to metal with well-written, thought provoking lyrics can't understand the vocalist

Only listens to metal with well-written, thought provoking lyrics can't understand the vocalist  First World Metal Problems

Loves power metal nobody calls me brother except immigrants

Loves power metal nobody calls me brother except immigrants  First World Metal Problems

Finally found some people that I can start a band with They listen to Avenged Sevenfold

Finally found some people that I can start a band with They listen to Avenged Sevenfold  First World Metal Problems

every band says their next album will be their heaviest ever it never is

every band says their next album will be their heaviest ever it never is  First World Metal Problems

Tries to Put together a Cohesive Song Has too many riffs at disposal

Tries to Put together a Cohesive Song Has too many riffs at disposal  First World Metal Problems

A lot of the bands i listen to are underground or unknown so I can never go to their shows.

A lot of the bands i listen to are underground or unknown so I can never go to their shows.  First World Metal Problems

Got a band's new album weeks before its actual release can't understand the lyrics, can't look them up online yet

Got a band's new album weeks before its actual release can't understand the lyrics,
can't look them up online yet  First World Metal Problems

Wants to sing Death metal can't growl low enough

Wants to sing Death metal can't growl low enough  First World Metal Problems

George Fisher asked me to keep up with him I only have the neck of a mortal

George Fisher asked me to keep up with him I only have the neck of a mortal  First World Metal Problems
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