First World Metal Problems

I want to mosh to every song but i'm so out of shape

I want to mosh to every song but i'm so out of shape  First World Metal Problems

I have to buy a new Slayer shirt Because this one has too many signatures on it

I have to buy a new Slayer shirt Because this one has too many signatures on it  First World Metal Problems

I'll never have a beard because I can't grow a beard

I'll never have a beard because I can't grow a beard  First World Metal Problems

Wants to sing power metal voice is too deep

Wants to sing power metal voice is too deep  First World Metal Problems

looks up bass tabs for favorite metal band they use a five string

looks up bass tabs for favorite metal band they use a five string  First World Metal Problems

Banner uses the Iron Maiden Font Subreddit has very little Maiden content

Banner uses the Iron Maiden Font Subreddit has very little Maiden content  First World Metal Problems

one arm more muscled because of strumming everyone will think I jerk off constantly

one arm more muscled because of strumming everyone will think I jerk off constantly  First World Metal Problems

FAVORITE BAND SAYS THEY'RE GOING IN A NEW DIRECTION... GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW FAVORITE.

FAVORITE BAND SAYS THEY'RE GOING IN A NEW DIRECTION... GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW FAVORITE.  First World Metal Problems

douche bag takes my ipod when i was listening to scream bloody gore everyone thinks i'm now a "zombie fucking Serial killer"

douche bag takes my ipod when i was listening to scream bloody gore everyone thinks i'm now a

Moshed my ass off to the opening band too tired to headbang for the headlining band

Moshed my ass off to the opening band too tired to headbang for the headlining band  First World Metal Problems
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