First World Metal Problems

Plays in a Progressive/melodic death metal band gets made fun of for singing "screamo"

Plays in a Progressive/melodic death metal band gets made fun of for singing

plays guitar, wants to start a band can't find anyone brutal or talented enough

plays guitar, wants to start a band can't find anyone brutal or talented enough  First World Metal Problems

Listen prog bands on the way to school Never heard the end of the songs

Listen prog bands on the way to school Never heard the end of the songs  First World Metal Problems

Awesome long hair Gets in the way during sex

Awesome long hair Gets in the way during sex  First World Metal Problems

I really like this new band I can't pronounce their name

I really like this new band I can't pronounce their name  First World Metal Problems

I want to go in the pit but there is a brocore douche in a hatebreed shirt there

I want to go in the pit but there is a brocore douche in a hatebreed shirt there  First World Metal Problems

fell in love unknown emotion

fell in love unknown emotion  First World Metal Problems

Listens to melodic metal at work, can only use one headphone Only hears half the song

Listens to melodic metal at work, can only use one headphone Only hears half the song  First World Metal Problems

Sees attractive girl listens to

Sees attractive girl listens to <insert shitty band>  First World Metal Problems

wants to wear band shirt that is predominantly black summer time

wants to wear band shirt that is predominantly black summer time  First World Metal Problems
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