First World Metal Problems

fell in love she's into dubstep

fell in love she's into dubstep  First World Metal Problems

Wants to get burzum and arghoslent albums doesnt want to support racism

Wants to get burzum and arghoslent albums doesnt want to support racism  First World Metal Problems

tries to growl along to his favourite song projectile vomit

tries to growl along to his favourite song projectile vomit  First World Metal Problems

Going on weekend vacation Cant decide which slayer shirt to pack

Going on weekend vacation Cant decide which slayer shirt to pack  First World Metal Problems

tell my friends i Kind of like motley crue now they won't talk to me

tell my friends i Kind of like motley crue now they won't talk to me  First World Metal Problems

Want to start a stoner metal band Doesn't smoke

Want to start a stoner metal band Doesn't smoke   First World Metal Problems

People Think i fap too much because one arm is larger than other but i just play a lot of black metal

People Think i fap too much because one arm is larger than other but i just play a lot of black metal  First World Metal Problems

Dethklok is coming to play in my city at a venue that doesn't allow moshing

Dethklok is coming to play in my city at a venue that doesn't allow moshing  First World Metal Problems

Wants to go to concert 21+

Wants to go to concert 
 21+  First World Metal Problems

Cute corporate type glances down at my ipod "ominous bloodvomit"

Cute corporate type glances down at my ipod
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