First World Metal Problems

So what have you been listening to? Weird European metal.

So what have you been listening to? Weird European metal.  First World Metal Problems

At college, sings Queensryche in fine arts dorm practice room. Now people think the dorm is haunted.

At college, sings Queensryche in fine arts dorm practice room. Now people think the dorm is haunted.  First World Metal Problems

I want to talk metal. None of my facebook friends are interested.

I want to talk metal. None of my facebook friends are interested.  First World Metal Problems

Sees a hot metal-looking chick She was wearing a slipknot shirt

Sees a hot metal-looking chick She was wearing a slipknot shirt  First World Metal Problems

THE ONLY LOVE SONG I KNOW IS "ENTRAILS OF YOU"

THE ONLY LOVE SONG I KNOW IS

Finds a girl that says shes into metal Only listens to asking alexandria and BMTH

Finds a girl that says shes into metal Only listens to asking alexandria and BMTH  First World Metal Problems

tries to play an uneXpect bass line twelve blood blisters and 3 fractured phalanges

tries to play an uneXpect bass line twelve blood blisters and 3 fractured phalanges  First World Metal Problems

Got a Dimebag Signature washburn V that I heard was amazing to play Don't want to play it because signed by Dimebag and his bandmates

Got a Dimebag Signature washburn V that I heard was amazing to play Don't want to play it because signed by Dimebag and his bandmates   First World Metal Problems

MY 6 YEAR OLD BROTHER THINKS EDDIE IS VIC RATTLEHEAD'S MOM

MY 6 YEAR OLD BROTHER THINKS EDDIE IS VIC RATTLEHEAD'S MOM  First World Metal Problems

Band plays an awesome song can't clap cause i'm holding a beer

Band plays an awesome song can't clap cause i'm holding a beer  First World Metal Problems
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