First World Dog problems

man's best friend sleeps in a cage, poops on command

man's best friend sleeps in a cage, poops on command  First World Dog problems

They ate bacon in front of me the maple kind!!

They ate bacon in front of me the maple kind!!  First World Dog problems

Popped my squeaky toy there goes my afternoon

Popped my squeaky toy there goes my afternoon  First World Dog problems

My owner Cut my balls off

My owner  Cut my balls off  First World Dog problems

only I can hear the whistle and that sound drives me crazy

only I can hear the whistle and that sound drives me crazy  First World Dog problems

My Girlfriend is a bitch

My Girlfriend is a bitch  First World Dog problems

car riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide! to the vet

car riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide! to the vet  First World Dog problems

Lost my Tennis ball DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE!

Lost my Tennis ball DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE!  First World Dog problems

The neighbor's cat steals my food My owner thinks he overfeeds me

The neighbor's cat 
steals my food My owner thinks he 
overfeeds me  First World Dog problems

My owners cut my balls off

My owners cut my balls off  First World Dog problems
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