Feels Old Man

That's about as likely as a black man becoming president

That's about as likely as a black man becoming president  Feels Old Man

I can't go out tonight My knees.

I can't go out tonight My knees.  Feels Old Man

I remember when Batman and Spider-Man were played by Americans

I remember when Batman and Spider-Man were played by Americans  Feels Old Man

Kathy Ireland was hot swear to christ

Kathy Ireland was hot swear to christ  Feels Old Man

theres a connection between pencils and cassette tapes no really

theres a connection between pencils and cassette tapes no really  Feels Old Man

You're going to a rave? You were six years old the last time I went to a rave.

You're going to a rave? You were six years old the last time I went to a rave.  Feels Old Man

You kids keep talking about some Angry Birds nonsense You know what we had? Cats and a sack

You kids keep talking about some Angry Birds nonsense You know what we had? 
Cats and a sack  Feels Old Man

"What's a grue?" Did you ever play ZORK? "What's ZORK?"

Back in my day We drove 15 minutes for Dial-up.

Back in my day We drove 15 minutes for Dial-up.  Feels Old Man

Dumb and Dumber is almost 20 years old? ...shit.

Dumb and Dumber is almost 20 years old? ...shit.  Feels Old Man
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