Fashion Advice Mallard

WEAR CLOTHING MADE FOR YOUR SIZE

WEAR CLOTHING MADE FOR YOUR SIZE  Fashion Advice Mallard

Leaving the sticker on your hat doesn't make you look cool

Leaving the sticker on your hat doesn't make you look cool  Fashion Advice Mallard

Don't where a fanny pack Anywhere, ever

Don't where a fanny pack Anywhere, ever  Fashion Advice Mallard

If you're fat do not wear 'skinny' jeans

If you're fat do not wear 'skinny' jeans  Fashion Advice Mallard

If you're not frank sinatra dont wear a fedora

If you're not frank sinatra dont wear a fedora  Fashion Advice Mallard

wear yoga pants for any occasion

wear yoga pants for any occasion  Fashion Advice Mallard

Tights... Are not a substitute for leggings! we can see your knickers!

Tights...
Are not a substitute for leggings! we can see your knickers!  Fashion Advice Mallard

Find a suit that fits at the shoulders then worry about making the rest fit. It's too expensive to tailor otherwise.

Find a suit that fits at the shoulders then worry about making the rest fit. It's too expensive to tailor otherwise.  Fashion Advice Mallard

Take off the fucking Fedora

Take off the fucking Fedora  Fashion Advice Mallard

THE FIRST RULE OF WEARING A SUIT IS TO MATCH YOUR BELT AND YOUR SHOES

THE FIRST RULE OF WEARING A SUIT IS TO MATCH YOUR BELT AND YOUR SHOES  Fashion Advice Mallard
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