Fancy Crab

Mr Krabs from Spongebob I am your father!

Mr Krabs from Spongebob I am your father!  Fancy Crab

I don't like to mingle with the poor Theres so many of them, I get claws-trophobic

I don't like to mingle with the poor Theres so many of them, I get claws-trophobic   Fancy Crab

I say good sir where is my piggy bank?

I say good sir  where is my piggy bank?  Fancy Crab

They said I couldn't wear a tophat I said i don't give a crab

They said I couldn't wear a tophat I said i don't give a crab  Fancy Crab

Asked where he keeps his money in the banks

Asked where he keeps his money in the banks  Fancy Crab

tax cut for the rich? Pinch me I'm dreaming

tax cut for the rich? Pinch me I'm dreaming  Fancy Crab

I have a top hat and a fucking cane your argument is invalid

I have a top hat and 
a fucking cane your argument is invalid  Fancy Crab

I want to change the world! By politely asking awkward questions to power

I want to change the world! By politely asking awkward questions to power  Fancy Crab

Watch Tom's stream Turn into dapper crab

Watch Tom's stream Turn into dapper crab  Fancy Crab

at first I was like: O-BAM-A! But then I was like: Ewwww poor people.

at first I was like: O-BAM-A! But then I was like: 
Ewwww poor people.  Fancy Crab
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