Fancy Crab

prefers champagne to water

prefers champagne to water  Fancy Crab

Bro, 12 hours in the office this week? time for a vacay, bro

Bro, 12 hours in the office this week? time for a vacay, bro  Fancy Crab

Complain about not finding a job but spend the last month protesting in the city? something's fishy halfdisme

Complain about not finding a job but spend the last month protesting in the city? something's fishy halfdisme  Fancy Crab

enact labor reform laws, will you? how do you like this banking panic?

enact labor reform laws, will you? how do you like this banking panic?  Fancy Crab

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food i just must eat it!

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food 
i just must eat it!  Fancy Crab

A Crab should be two things: Classy and Crabulous

A Crab should be two things: Classy and Crabulous  Fancy Crab

Buy a boat? what a crabby decision!

Buy a boat? what a crabby decision!  Fancy Crab

Don't you wish It was only ants in your pants

Don't you wish It was only ants in your pants  Fancy Crab

my mechanic told me i'd blown a seal. i said, "fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"

my mechanic told me i'd blown a seal. i said,

EAT ME! That is, if you can afford me!

EAT ME! That is, if you can afford me!  Fancy Crab
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