Evil cows

They thought we were pushovers We thought they were fire proof

They thought we were pushovers We thought they were fire proof  Evil cows

Miss O'Leary's Cow Has nothin' on us

Miss O'Leary's Cow Has nothin' on us  Evil cows

they tried to butter us up we burned them down

they tried to butter us up we burned them down  Evil cows

Wirt's leg and a Tome of Town portal? Welcome

Wirt's leg and a Tome of Town portal? Welcome   Evil cows

Welcome To the secret cow level

Welcome To the secret cow level  Evil cows

Revenge is a dish best served Medium rare

Revenge is a dish best served Medium rare  Evil cows

you wanna beef?

you wanna beef?  Evil cows

Old mcdonald had a farm had

Old mcdonald had a farm had   Evil cows

Go Ahead keep pretending these aren't all "Far Side" Ripoffs

Go Ahead keep pretending these aren't all

They wanted steak We gave them the stake

They wanted steak We gave them the stake  Evil cows
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