Evil Toddler

MMMMMMMMMMHHHHPAH that'll smell all the way home

MMMMMMMMMMHHHHPAH that'll smell all the way home  Evil Toddler

Cried more than my sibling got more cake,candy and hugs on not my birthday

Cried more than my sibling got more cake,candy and hugs on not my birthday  Evil Toddler

I'll wait til they're changing my diaper Then pee on their face

I'll wait til they're changing my diaper Then pee on their face  Evil Toddler

Pooping in the bathwater distracts my mom so i can climb into the toilet and splash around

Pooping in the bathwater distracts my mom so i can climb into the toilet 
and splash around  Evil Toddler

Parent says it's time to get out of the pool "oh yeah, come get me!"

Parent says it's time to get out of the pool

I'll never tell

I'll never tell   Evil Toddler

1000 piece puzzle? i guess you won't miss this one

1000 piece puzzle? i guess you won't miss this one  Evil Toddler

I'll pretend to know what i'm doing so they'll carry me through Heroics

I'll pretend to know what i'm doing so they'll carry me through Heroics   Evil Toddler

which toys shall i drag into the hallway? legos and cars

which toys shall i drag into the hallway? legos and cars  Evil Toddler

why poop in the toilet when i have this diaper

why poop in the toilet when i have this diaper  Evil Toddler
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