Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll make the sandwiches 11 inches long but tell everyone they're a foot long

I'll make the sandwiches 11 inches long but tell everyone they're a foot long  Evil Plotting Raccoon

PUT CLOTHES IN WASHING MACHINE LEAVE TISSUE IN POCKET

PUT CLOTHES IN WASHING MACHINE  LEAVE TISSUE IN POCKET  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Take only one free coffee mug? Twice.

Take only one free coffee mug? Twice.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Replaces all of Toms fap socks With my fap socks

Replaces all of Toms fap socks With my fap socks  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll find a giant spider and put it in my almost empty drink

I'll find a giant spider and put it in my almost empty drink  Evil Plotting Raccoon

as a jew whenever i see people eating a bagel Excellent

as a jew whenever i see people eating a bagel Excellent  Evil Plotting Raccoon

That cat really wasn't stuck on that rock I left him there!

That cat really wasn't stuck on that rock I left him there!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

ah, good they've yet to notice the spelling mistakes

ah, good they've yet to notice the spelling mistakes  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Work as a bus driver Rarely opens both doors

Work as a bus driver Rarely opens both doors  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Turn over trash can and make a mess make it look like possum

Turn over trash can and make a mess make it look like possum  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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