Evil Plotting Raccoon

Everything is going according to plan

Everything is going according to plan  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll post a picture about a person who thought he had a runny nose, but was really leaking brain fluid during allergy season when people's noses are constantly running

I'll post a picture about a person who thought he had a runny nose, but was really leaking brain fluid during allergy season when people's noses are constantly running  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll tell them that I'm lagging Then they can't tell me I'm bad

I'll tell them that I'm lagging Then they can't tell me I'm bad  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Open a safe and find old magic cards to get karma create another account to show that the safe opening was fake to get even more karma

Open a safe and find old magic cards to get karma create another account to show that the safe opening was fake to get even more karma  Evil Plotting Raccoon

A woman was tailgating me on the way to work. So I brake checked her the next time she took a sip of coffee, causing it to spill all over her.

A woman was tailgating me on the way to work. So I brake checked her the next time she took a sip of coffee, causing it to spill all over her.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Lets Mess up C A P T I O N BO T

Lets Mess up C A P T I O N BO T  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll tag my post nsfw everyone will click on it because boobs

I'll tag my post nsfw everyone will click on it because boobs  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Repeatedly Join Queue Let the time expire

Repeatedly Join Queue Let the time expire  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Break into paranoid parrot's house Steal only his welcome mat

Break into paranoid parrot's house Steal only his welcome mat  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll post the picture that brought me to reddit Then I'll use it as an excuse to repost

I'll post the picture that brought me to reddit Then I'll use it as an excuse to repost  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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