Evil Plotting Raccoon

i'll find some interesting links and post them in the wrong subreddit, so no one ever gets any karma from them

i'll find some interesting links and post them in the wrong subreddit, so no one ever gets any karma from them  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Excellent

 Excellent  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll fart in a room full of hipsters and watch them kill each other over who heard it first

I'll fart in a room full of hipsters and watch them kill each other over who heard it first  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I spend the eight minutes between creating accounts Downvoting rising post with all my other accounts

I spend the eight minutes between creating accounts Downvoting rising post with all my other accounts  Evil Plotting Raccoon

See this salt shaker? I'm going to make the cap as loose as possible for the next person

See this salt shaker? I'm going to make the cap as loose as possible for the next person  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Now everyone will be looking at my history And discovering all my other funny posts!

Now everyone will be looking at my history And discovering all my other funny posts!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Ill tag it for NSFW So all the guys will click

Ill tag it for NSFW So all the guys will click  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Has cakeday Adviceanimals here i come

Has cakeday Adviceanimals here i come  Evil Plotting Raccoon

last night it was so dark at a party that i told your girlfriend i was you and gave her the best night of her life it's up to you, would you tell her it was really me?

last night it was so dark at a party that i told your girlfriend i was you and gave her the best night of her life it's up to you, would you tell her it was really me?  Evil Plotting Raccoon

throw foam on jordans door muahahahahaha

throw foam on jordans door muahahahahaha  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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