Evil Plotting Raccoon

use saran wrap to cover the toilet seat

use saran wrap to cover the toilet seat  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I will comment on the new posts then when they get popular, watch the upvotes roll in!

I will comment on the new posts then when they get popular, watch the upvotes roll in!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

CANDY! ALL THE CANDY! FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER!

CANDY! ALL THE CANDY! FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll start with "I'm gonna get downvoted for this"

I'll start with

Me Chinese man Me play joke Me go pee-pee in your coke

Me Chinese man
Me play joke Me go pee-pee 
in your coke  Evil Plotting Raccoon

fucked up your garbage shit in it too

fucked up your garbage shit in it too  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Yes, ban gawker on TIL I won't be the most hated mod on Reddit anymore

Yes, ban gawker on TIL I won't be the most hated mod on Reddit anymore  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Reese's peanut butter cups shrink White insert same as before

Reese's peanut butter cups shrink White insert same as before  Evil Plotting Raccoon

dates guy 5 times without putting out then friendzones him

dates guy 5 times without putting out then friendzones him  Evil Plotting Raccoon

aha! so you did find my feces under your porch!

aha! so you did find my feces under your porch!   Evil Plotting Raccoon
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