Evil Plotting Raccoon

I could rip your balls off hahahaaa!! There's a better way!

I could rip your balls off hahahaaa!! There's a better way!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Get the mafia baby to sleep with the fishies

Get the mafia baby to sleep with the fishies  Evil Plotting Raccoon

The electrician is dead???? It wasn't meh!!

The electrician is dead???? It wasn't meh!!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

You have ( below ) average-sized penis ? Go ahead and buy that bigger sized dildo to use on her, what could go wrong?

You have ( below ) average-sized penis ? Go ahead and buy that bigger sized dildo to use on her, what could go wrong?  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Buys a cat Posts picture of it with the caption "I found a stray."

Buys a cat Posts picture of it with the caption

I'll take pictures of a cat and dog walking together No one will suspect they're both my pets posing for the camera

I'll take pictures of a cat and dog walking together No one will suspect they're both my pets posing for the camera  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Good... good... Soon they will all vote republican

Good... good... Soon they will all vote republican  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Hiiro orders taco bell meal HEHE!! ALL MINES!

Hiiro orders taco bell meal HEHE!! ALL MINES!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't

take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't   Evil Plotting Raccoon

I would aske God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I'm going to steal one and ask for forgiveness...!

I would aske God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I'm going to steal one and ask for forgiveness...!  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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