Evil Plotting Raccoon

Make a moderately funny meme say it was my dad's attempt to gain extra karma

Make a moderately funny meme say it was my dad's attempt to gain extra karma  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Soon my pretties Soon I'll raid your garbage and attic and pop out another 5 coons in your crawlspace

Soon my pretties Soon I'll raid your garbage and attic and pop out another 5 coons in your crawlspace  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Nature made me look like a burglar. How else am I suppose to act.

Nature made me look like a burglar. How else am I suppose to act.   Evil Plotting Raccoon

If i post a picture of myself they'll be forced to comment telling me i'm beautiful

If i post a picture of myself they'll be forced to comment telling me i'm beautiful  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Your garbage has been mysteriously tossed around your yard at night. Yes...Yes, most excellent... most excellent indeed.

Your garbage has been mysteriously tossed around your yard at night.  Yes...Yes, most excellent... most excellent indeed.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

You Can't Rape... the willing

You Can't Rape... the willing  Evil Plotting Raccoon

i would suggest you bite the pillow im going in dry

i would suggest you bite the pillow im going in dry  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Santa left me shitty presents last year I left him a bear trap in the chimney

Santa left me shitty presents last year I left him a bear trap in the chimney  Evil Plotting Raccoon

well, clarice have the lambs stopped screaming?

well, clarice have the lambs stopped screaming?  Evil Plotting Raccoon

EXCELLENT...

EXCELLENT...   Evil Plotting Raccoon
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