Evil Plotting Raccoon

hey leah we never made you do that forefit

hey leah we never made you do that forefit  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I come back at midnight and then your trash is all mine

I come back at midnight and then  your trash is all mine  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Gonna buy a prostitute for sexually unaware rhino

Gonna buy a prostitute  for sexually unaware rhino 
  Evil Plotting Raccoon

university has a meme page misuses memes deliberately to troll redditors

university has a meme page misuses memes deliberately to troll redditors  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Floods theguardian's timeline to sell more blizzards

Floods theguardian's timeline to sell more blizzards  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Hey I just bit you I'm kinda crazy but I'm a Raccoon and I have Rabies

Hey I just bit you
I'm kinda crazy but I'm a Raccoon 
and I have Rabies  Evil Plotting Raccoon

girl rejects me tells everyone she's a whore

girl rejects me tells everyone she's a whore  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll be honest about my reposting So people will upvote me for honesty

I'll be honest about my reposting So people will upvote me for honesty  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Avoid the posts that won't ever make it on Reddit And steal all the comment karma from the ones that will

Avoid the posts that won't ever make it on Reddit And steal all the comment karma from the ones that will  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Lets bomb the Westboro Baptist Church and then picket their funerals

Lets bomb the Westboro Baptist Church and then picket their funerals  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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