Evil Plotting Raccoon

Evil plotting raccoon loves ho ho's and shitting on new kayaks

Evil plotting raccoon loves ho ho's and shitting on new kayaks  Evil Plotting Raccoon

boss making you make his coffee every morning? fill coffee with crack every morning

boss making you make his coffee every morning? fill coffee with crack every morning  Evil Plotting Raccoon

If I post this on my facebook wall... i shall gain all the likes!

If I post this on my facebook wall... i shall gain all the likes!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Buddy the elf wants a hug? Perfect...

Buddy the elf wants a hug? Perfect...  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Reject my sexual advances? I may just break your leg

Reject my sexual advances? I may just break your leg  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Snow day when world history test is scheduled Make the test more difficult due to more time to study.

Snow day when world history test is scheduled Make the test more difficult due to more time to study.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

sleep with a fan on the constant humming will drown out any "temporary sound"

sleep with a fan on the constant humming will drown out any

We'll make a post about how much finals week sucks Then all the procrastinating college students will have to upvote it

We'll make a post about how much finals week sucks Then all the procrastinating college students will have to upvote it  Evil Plotting Raccoon

if i post "more in comments" i will get comment and link karma

if i post

i'll say i tagged him as something clever i don't even have res

i'll say i tagged him as something clever i don't even have res  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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