Evil Plotting Raccoon

Both suspects in custody but what about the raccoon in the backpack

Both suspects in custody but what about the raccoon in the backpack  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I forged an autograph by Martin Luther King Then sold it on Amazon

I forged an autograph by Martin Luther King Then sold it on Amazon  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I put Crushed dog treats in my pockets and shoes So Girls' dogs will climb all over me and they think I'm a good guy

I put Crushed dog treats in my pockets and shoes So Girls' dogs will climb all over me and they think I'm a good guy  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Marry a woman named Charity This way, whenever you say that all your money goes to charity, you sound like a philanthropist instead of a sugar daddy

Marry a woman named Charity This way, whenever you say that all your money goes to charity, you sound like a philanthropist instead of a sugar daddy  Evil Plotting Raccoon

when life gives you a lemon you sell it for 2 dollars and then buy two more for a dollar each, and continue the process until you're a millionaire. it's full-proof!

when life gives you a lemon you sell it for 2 dollars and then buy two more for a dollar each, and continue the process until you're a millionaire. it's full-proof!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Says boss is doing a horrible job. Asks you if you agree. runs and tells boss you think he's doing a horrible job.

Says boss is doing a horrible job. Asks you if you agree. runs and tells boss you think he's doing a horrible job.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Roomies turn to do their whites leave tie dyed shirt in washing machine

Roomies turn to do their whites leave tie dyed shirt in washing machine  Evil Plotting Raccoon

old mr. harris buys more meat than he needs we just love people like dear mr. harris

old mr. harris buys more meat than he needs we just love people like dear mr. harris  Evil Plotting Raccoon

we revel in small children who don't finish dinner whatever it is, we call it stew

we revel in small children who don't finish dinner whatever it is, we call it stew  Evil Plotting Raccoon

NEED TO PORT YOUR PHONES? "30 DAYS," HORSHAM

NEED TO PORT YOUR PHONES?
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