Evil Plotting Raccoon

Wait until you're sleeping Crawl up your butt

Wait until you're sleeping Crawl up your butt   Evil Plotting Raccoon

Post Mysterious Vault AFK

Post Mysterious Vault AFK  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Everyone's forgotten about pre-1965 quarters time to start looking

Everyone's forgotten about pre-1965 quarters time to start looking  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Only buy my little sister legos and model rockets she'll become an engineer and get me into space someday

Only buy my little sister legos and model rockets she'll become an engineer and get me into space someday  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Izz Gewd, Izz gewd IZ BERRY GEWD!!!

Izz Gewd, Izz gewd IZ BERRY GEWD!!!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

the dark power of raccoon hearts is summoned by caffeine we call mountain dew heaven dew

the dark power of raccoon hearts is summoned by caffeine we call mountain dew heaven dew  Evil Plotting Raccoon

First knock out all the power in town then break into all the refrigeratorzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

First knock out all the power in town then break into all the refrigeratorzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Yes... Yes! Double, no, triple wash your genitals.

Yes... Yes! Double, no, triple wash your genitals.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I won't tell anyone! *tells you someone else's secrets*

I won't tell anyone! *tells you someone else's secrets*  Evil Plotting Raccoon

we're saying don't let any ducks loose or we're going to eat 'em the gods told us, eat lots of duck

we're saying don't let any ducks loose or we're going to eat 'em the gods told us, eat lots of duck  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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