Engineering Professor

This is trivial didn't you do this in jr high?

This is trivial didn't you do this in jr high?  Engineering Professor

its better to cheat than to repeat

its better to cheat than to repeat  Engineering Professor

"You guys did an excellent job on your project" Gives you a C-

lecture explains how you are 50 times more likely to be struck by lightning than to win mega millions buys 10 quick picks on his way home

lecture explains how you are 50 times more likely to be struck by lightning than to win 
mega millions buys 10 quick picks on his way home  Engineering Professor

Gives a test you can solve if you had eight years

Gives a test you can solve if you had eight years  Engineering Professor

Fail Calculus? Take Children's Lit instead so you can read Harry Potter

Fail Calculus? Take Children's Lit instead so you can read Harry Potter  Engineering Professor

Makes you buy $200 book The midterm is gonna be based only on the powerpoint

Makes you buy $200 book The midterm is gonna be based only on the powerpoint  Engineering Professor

Doesn't teach or help you the material for your project calls it "problem based learning"

Doesn't teach or help you the material for your project calls it

gives you an extra credit problem "solve the zodiac killer code"

gives you an extra credit problem

"Three other teachers scheduled tests on the same day as my test?" "Well i scheduled first..."

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