Engineering Professor

Attend lectures and you'll have no problem passing this course Labs have nothing to do with lectures or tutorials

Attend lectures and you'll have no problem passing this course Labs have nothing to do with lectures or tutorials  Engineering Professor

hands out matlab assignment immediately walks out of the room

hands out matlab assignment immediately walks out of the room  Engineering Professor

Answer all questions correctly on exam Receive 87% because nobody gets 100% in his classes

Answer all questions correctly on exam Receive 87% because nobody gets 100% in his classes  Engineering Professor

"ONe can easily show that..." took gauss forty years to prove

so in conclusion class.. last monday I did in fact crap my pants

so in conclusion class.. last monday I did in fact 
crap my pants  Engineering Professor

How many sig figs? Always 3, it's the industry standard

How many sig figs? Always 3, it's the industry standard  Engineering Professor

"Does everyone understand?" No one answers cause they have no clue what is going on-Continues to next example

class requires use of multiple programming languages knows only one and refuses to learn the others to teach them to you

class requires use of multiple programming languages knows only one and refuses to learn the others to teach them to you  Engineering Professor

"Everything we have learned so far will be on the final exam Final exam is all on the last chapter

Semester long project Due one week from today

Semester long project Due one week from today  Engineering Professor
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