Engineering Professor

"You've been programming sixteen hours a day the last five days?" assigns 10-page write-up, due tomorrow

Requires a 500 word essay weighted the same as homework teaches math

Requires a 500 word essay weighted the same as homework teaches math  Engineering Professor

Can't figure out a proof Puts it on the exam

Can't figure out a proof  Puts it on the exam  Engineering Professor

Tells you it's important to build bridges, not burn them secretly collects millions in royalties from "Engineering Disasters 2"

Tells you it's important to build bridges, not burn them secretly collects millions in royalties from

Showed up to class twice and still got an A on every test and assignment? Nope, "participation" is 20% of your grade.

Showed up to class twice and still got an A on every test and assignment? Nope,

What is d/dx (2x*cos^2(x))? Using the definition of the derivative.

What is d/dx (2x*cos^2(x))? Using the definition of the derivative.  Engineering Professor

"INTERPOLATE THIS DATASET TO A CUBIC FUNCTION" ACTUALLY WANTS YOU TO FIT DATA TO A THIRD-ORDER POLYNOMIAL

"Teaches you everything he knows" but nothing you can use in the real world

"This will be on the final" 5 mins left in class

"You should know this from my other class."

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