Engineering Professor

"Nah man im not addicted to mdma i just do it every once in a wh-" YEAH TELL IT TO THE JUDGE THOMAS YOU HANDSOME BASTARD

"the bell doesn't release you, i do." Then what the fuck is the bell for?

Enk's modulus It's actually youngs

Enk's modulus It's actually youngs  Engineering Professor

Everybody's wondering why phish won't open up the jams Don't worry. We have our best men working on it. Our. best. men.

Everybody's wondering why phish won't open up the jams Don't worry.  We have our best men working on it.  Our. best. men.  Engineering Professor

Email states, "class canceled, email with homework questions" Doesnt check email until next class

Email states,

"I am walking tomorrow. I need to know if I passed this course before making an ass out of myself." "Oh, don't worry about it" fails student.

"the test will be just like the problems in the book" isn't even close

Spanish worksheet directions are in Spanish I expect everyone to make 100's anyway

Spanish worksheet directions are in Spanish  I expect everyone to make 100's anyway  Engineering Professor

Don't worry. I'll give you a tutorial for the assignment on Thursday Evening. Due Thursday at Noon.

Don't worry.  I'll give you a tutorial for the assignment on Thursday Evening. Due Thursday at Noon.  Engineering Professor

"The text book has too many equations, not enough explanation" Spends the entire class going over equations without explanation

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