Engineering Professor

lectures are a week behind homework still due on days planned for at the beginning of the semester

lectures are a week behind homework still due on days planned for at the beginning of the semester  Engineering Professor

Requires TI-89 Announces "no calculators" as he passes out the midterm

Requires TI-89 Announces

Doesn't understand why university's don't get more funding Spends 8 years and $650,000 on duck mating habits

Doesn't understand why university's don't get more funding Spends 8 years and $650,000 on duck mating habits  Engineering Professor

Chuck calculates par Then looks at the hole

Chuck calculates par Then looks at the hole  Engineering Professor

Drives a Prius ROFLCOPTERZZ

Drives a Prius ROFLCOPTERZZ  Engineering Professor

"this exam" "is intended to take more time than I am giving you"

"the final will be cumulative" only covers the last 2 weeks worth of material

I've got the rhythm The algo-rhythm

I've got the rhythm The algo-rhythm  Engineering Professor

Complains about low salary Makes students buy $200 textbook for class

Complains about low salary Makes students buy $200 textbook for class  Engineering Professor

made the textbook only tells life stories during class

made the textbook only tells life stories during class   Engineering Professor
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