Einstein

Smokes pipes, dropped out of school, never owned a bicycle... created the atomic bomb...winner

Smokes pipes, dropped out of school, never owned a bicycle... created the atomic bomb...winner  Einstein

booty. more important than food... more important than water...

booty. more important than food...
 more important than water...  Einstein

Never lie to a woman. But never tell her the truth.

Never lie to a woman. But never tell her the truth.  Einstein

Have your wife do all the work Dump her and take all the credits.

Have your wife do all the work Dump her and take all the credits.   Einstein

If two wrongs, don't make a right. Then two rights, prove you have nothing left!

If two wrongs, don't make a right. Then two rights, prove you have nothing left!
  Einstein

pulled over by the cops "actually, it was you who was speeding"

pulled over by the cops

I don't always download the internets but when I do it's with opera

I don't always download the internets but when I do it's with opera  Einstein

If she know she got a fat ass... Don't trust her!

If she know she got a fat ass... Don't trust her!  Einstein

Indeed.

 Indeed.  Einstein

If two wrongs, don't make a right... Then two rights, prove you have nothing left!

If two wrongs, don't make a right... Then two rights, prove you have nothing left!
  Einstein
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