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YES.

 YES.  Dwight

FALSE PI IS AN irrational number and therefore pi day can only exist theoretically

FALSE PI IS AN irrational number and therefore pi day can only exist theoretically  Dwight

Irrelevant. It is parents job to inform their children about sex (and masturbation).

Irrelevant. It is parents job to inform their children about sex (and masturbation).  Dwight

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hayman facebook etiquette  expert  Dwight

Real men like curves, only dogs go for bones False. dogs chase cows youre just afraid of competition

Real men like curves, only dogs go for bones False. dogs chase cows youre just afraid of competition   Dwight

Your ring says "One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them?" False. Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Your ring says

You win? False. You lose, i win because i'm better

You win? False. You lose, i win because i'm better  Dwight

1% of the semester holds 99% of the stress? False: finals represent a fifth of the semsester

1% of the semester holds 99% of the stress? False: finals represent a fifth of the semsester  Dwight

I went to the University of Maryland. False. You went to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County. Located in Catonsville, Maryland.

I went to the University of Maryland. False. You went to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County. Located in Catonsville, Maryland.  Dwight

Ready for Phi Rho Pi? False. You still suck.

Ready for Phi Rho Pi? False. You still suck.  Dwight
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