Dwight

Fact I love you.

Fact I love you.  Dwight

You're from chicago? False, you're from the suburbs.

You're from chicago? False, you're from the suburbs.  Dwight

Do you see that red star up there...? That's Jupiter False. Jupiter is a planet

Do you see that red star up there...? That's Jupiter False.
Jupiter is a planet  Dwight

there won't be snow in africa this christmas time? False. Mount kilimanjaro has a snowy peak

there won't be snow in africa this christmas time? False. 
Mount kilimanjaro has a snowy peak  Dwight

This computers so slow... False. your computer is not doing any physical activity.

This computers so slow... False. your computer is not doing any physical activity.  Dwight

You've been made to smile as many times as there are stars in a galaxy? Wrong. There are an average of 500 billion stars in a given galaxy, which is insignificant to the number of times one can smile in a given human life.

You've been made to smile as many times as there are stars in a galaxy?
 Wrong. There are an average of 500 billion stars in a given galaxy, which is insignificant to the number of times one can smile in a given human life.  Dwight

"shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars." False. The nearest star is 4.2 light years away.

false. you've laughed at every single one

false. you've laughed at every single one  Dwight

False Instagram makes everyone a professional photographer

False Instagram makes everyone a professional photographer  Dwight

to all my former residents: you're welcome.

to all my former residents: you're welcome.  Dwight
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